On the subject of Jimmy Kimmel’s closing monologue at Disney’s upfront occasion, nobody’s protected. And, sure, meaning you, too, infants.

On Tuesday, the Jimmy Kimmel Reside host as soon as once more closed out Disney’s annual upfront occasion, initially becoming a member of the occasion nearly from Cedars-Sinai Medical Middle in Los Angeles, the place he was awaiting the beginning of his first grandchild.

Kimmel then proceeded to supply the infant’s naming rights to the advertisers within the room, even bringing in Dr. Dre for the bit and including a Lion-King-inspired jingle full of brand name names as examples. (As a result of in relation to emotional childhood trauma from being named after a model, Hakuna Matata, proper?)

In fact, the late-night host was simply joking about being digital. After the baby-naming bit, he stepped onstage and stated the digital section was nearly minimize after Seth Meyers provided naming rights to his child on the NBCUniversal upfront earlier in the week.

“I thought of killing [the segment], however then I additionally thought of Dr. Dre killing me for making him drive to Hollywood and placed on make-up for no purpose,” Kimmel stated.

The Jimmy Kimmel Reside host then proceeded to roast everybody, together with legacy broadcasters, opponents like Netflix, and even Disney CEO Bob Iger, who helped kick off the Disney upfront for the second yr in a row.

“Bob Iger has passionately led Disney for 20 years, and reluctantly for three,” Kimmel joked in his monologue, later including, “You assume Bob offers a shit about The Rookie Season 8? Bob doesn’t care if this entire room turns into Avengers Endgame mud!”

Kimmel additionally set his sights on ABC, which ordered just one new present for broadcast, 911: Nashville.

“At least CBS and Fox are making exhibits. ABC—we ordered one new present, and it’s a spinoff of an previous present. Which actually begs the query, ‘What are we doing right here?’” Kimmel stated. “We risked our lives flying into Newark for this?”

See extra of Kimmel’s finest jokes under:

On NBCU advert gross sales chief Mark Marshall saying his firm had “the best assortment of content material that has ever been assembled”:

“I suppose Mark has by no means heard of Pornhub. Though…,” Kimmel stated, zooming in on a photograph of Marshall smiling as Glinda from Wicked. “Based mostly on the expression on his face … I really feel like he has.”