User who crashed networks never asked for a fix • The Register

On Name Welcome as soon as once more to On Name, The Register‘s weekly reader-contributed column during which we share your tales of delivering glorious tech assist amid your colleagues’ ambivalence, anger, and unjust admonitions.

This week, meet a reader we’ll Regomize as “George” who informed us about his first job in IT.

“Contemporary out of college, the place I studied historical past, however largely fiddled round with computer systems, I enrolled in an IT course as a part of a be taught/work contract to grow to be an SCO Unix admin.”

Three months later, George had a certification, a debt, a job, and never a lot to do at work.

“Out of boredom, I related the SCO Unix machine to a Novell 3.1 machine I put in, utilizing TCP/IP.” On the time, such connections have been uncommon. George’s bosses seen his feat and decreed he was now a Novell engineer, not a SCO specialist.

After which they let him free on actual, reside purchasers.

“I drove about 70,000 km in my first 12 months, largely visiting small clients, lugging PCs that have been formally ‘Novell servers,'” George informed On Name.

This was not nice work. George mentioned loads of jobs required him to enter dusty cabinets or crawl into cellars. One job concerned “standing on a forklift above a fish-gutting manufacturing line.”

Wherever George was despatched, he strung up cables and related gadgets utilizing BNC connectors, a Nineteen Forties-vintage connector that one way or the other survived into the early LAN age.

George was additionally required to troubleshoot clients’ wonky networks.

“In the future, I used to be referred to as to a buyer to repair a malfunctioning community that was intermittently dropping connections,” he informed On Name.

The community used coaxial cables and 10Base2 – a mixture that meant a single dangerous connection would crash the entire community.

George investigated by taking down components of the community and searching for faults, however could not discover the reason for the community outages, which continued.

There was nothing for it however to verify each PC to verify their LAN cables have been in working order.

George had almost checked the corporate’s whole PC fleet when he discovered a free cable.

“As quickly as I attempted to disconnect the BNC connector, the cable fell out,” he informed On Name.

He subsequently requested the consumer of this PC if he had ever seen any community issues.

“Oh yeah, that cable falls out on a regular basis. I simply stick it again in,” was the response.

George whipped out his cable crimper, fastened the connector, and determined to stop his job.

At which level his boss threatened to sue if he did not pay again the price of the SCO Unix course.

“I mentioned they wanted to pay me extra in the event that they wished me to pay the cash again,” George informed On Name, admitting he then made some mentions of “locations the place the Solar by no means shines” as an instance his thorough disinterest in paying again even a cent.

“I moved on to higher pastures, the place Home windows NT 4 was shining on the horizon,” he wrote.

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